Monday, December 15, 2008

TIS THE SEASON.......


TO BE JOLLY.....



FA-LA-LA-LA........







Monday, December 8, 2008


Thank you everyone for a very delightful birthday! I have such a wonderful family!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Things are progressing well with Nita. Her mother came late Sunday night and has sat with her all these last 2 days, patiently and diligently giving her spoonfulls to eat. I guess Nita's mom had a REAL BAD first pregnancy - like this - and she and her husband learned how to work through it food-wise. It's doing the trick - Nita goes longer between wretchings and they're not a violent. We're going to try taking her off the nutrient IV's today (having those hooked into you is sickening enough!) Thank you for all of your prayers. It's been a rough week and a half, but I think this was the worst of it.



As for me - I'm realizing how important it is to have morning scripture study. I have done nightly scripture study with Brad, so I justified not having my morning personal scripture study. I've really missed it! So I have decided that since I'm in a HUGE habit of getting up, turning on the computer and checking everything out before I do anything in the morning, I'm going to add onto that HUGE habit by not being able to turn on my computer until AFTER I have read my scriptures. It worked great this morning - I was such a nervous wreck not having the computer on, that I promptly sat down and had a wonderful session in the scriptures! Ahhhh, they are so wonderful!!!!!
So because of this, Margo's poem bears repeating:

BREAK OF DAY
The serenity of the break of day
gives time to ponder, pause and pray.
The dawn renews resolves to endure
the Savior atoned, man can be pure.
Evidence each morn of weaknesses to face
With a promise, the humble qualify for grace.
Our thanks dear Lord for days on earth
To perfect, purify, and acknowledge our worth.

Thursday, November 27, 2008


WHY I BELIEVE IN GUARDIAN ANGELS

They must have flew, fluttered and zoomed back and forth, calling in all the troops they could find when I jiggled any car keys. A guardian angel’s job was not an easy one in the 1970’s when there were no seat belt laws, and actually, no seat belts that worked worth a darn!

Our first brand-new car was our pride and joy. We traded Tony’s gas-guzzling bachelor car in for a brand-new shiny red 1973 VW Bug. In those days, we didn’t worry about seat belts. The ones in our Bug broke within the first year. I don’t think there was anything like car seats for babies back then. If there were, we were ignorant of them.

When our first baby was born, we put the baby in a small basket in the back seat with no straps in the back to secure it. When baby number two came, she was in the basket and child number one either sat next to the basket or in my lap.

Help! I need more guardian angels! This one is getting tough!

Baby number three got tricky. No more room for the basket. By then, we knew about child car seats, and purchased one. So child number two went into the car seat, and child one held baby on her lap.

Baby number four was put in a car seat next to child one, while child two and three sat in the little alcove that we called the “way-back” behind the back bench seat. We called them the “tadpoles” because they hadn’t sprouted longer legs yet, and could fit scrunched up in the way-back.

Baby number five meant no more car seat, so child one or two held the baby while they sat on the bench seat and tadpoles three and four sat in the way-back, as we called it.

Reinforcements! Reinforcements! This could be a potential funeral for seven!

Before I add on any more children (which I will do shortly) I must tell of the decline of our beloved VW. Not only did the seat belts quit working early on, but the heater also quit working around this time. Tony’s shoulders were way too wide for a VW Bug so he drove with his window down summer and winter so he could sit comfortably as he drove. We probably wore the poor heater out trying to keep us warm when he had his window down. Now the winter months necessitated us having blankets in the car and a window scraper for each of us. We would bundle in the car, then as soon as the doors were shut, the windows would quickly ice over on the inside because of condensation from all of our breathing. (We tried to convince the children not to breath, but they wouldn’t comply.) So everyone would scrape away at all the windows, which caused a delightful snow storm inside the car as we drove down the road.
But now comes baby number six. We already had three children on the bench seat and two in the way-back, so number six sat on my lap in the front. This worked pretty good until I was big-pregnant with baby number seven, so then a child had to hold number six in the back.

I NEED THE ROYAL NATIONAL GUARDIANS! AT LEAST 50 TROOPS: NOW!!!!

At this point, we finally purchased a new VW Van.

Now, the worst confession of all: If Tony was not there and I was driving with all the children in the car, I would have a daughter sitting in the front seat with the baby on her lap. If the baby cried, I would take the baby, WHILE I WAS DRIVING, and nurse it.

GUARDIAN ANGELS? YOU BET!!! It’s a miracle that we never had an accident that would surely have killed some, if not all, of us. I now look back and envision thousands of guardian angels protecting us from our stupidity!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

THOUGHT FROM MY OLD SCRIPTURES:
A poem written by my dear friend, Margo Myler.

BREAK OF DAY
The serenity of the break of day
gives time to ponder, pause and pray.

The dawn renews resolves to endure
the Savior atoned, man can be pure.

Evidence each morn of weaknesses to face
With a promise, the humble qualify for grace.

Our thanks dear Lord for days on earth
To perfect, purify, and acknowledge our worth.

THROW OUTS FOR THE DAY: Welllll, Not exactly throwouts yet.
When my husband died, my 7 year old son insisted he had to sleep with me. I knew this could end up a permanent thing, so I let him sleep in my bed for about three nights, then I told him he had to gradually move back into his own bed. So for two nights, he slept on the floor near my bed, then the next few nights he slept on the floor, each night getting closer and closer to my door. Finally, he was sleeping in the hall outside my open door. After about a week of creepy-crawling him further away, he was finally in the next door bedroom in his own bed.
Well, that's how I am with my blanket pile. I put the quilts I want to keep back into my closet. And the stack of blankets I was discarding stayed in the corner of the hallway next to the closet door. I couldn't move them any further than that for a whole day.
This morning I moved them down the hall to the entrance of the hall, putting them in my discard hamper - but not putting the hamper out in my car to take to Deseret Industries. I couldn't move them any further than that today. Tomorrow, my goal is to get the hamper to the side of the front door. That's kinda scary.

This stack of top sheets wasn't hard to discard - but the beige twin bedspread isn't going to be able to go. It was a bedspread from my husband's submarine that he "lifted" when we were first married. (To go along with the two paper thin twin mattresses that he also "lifted" in order to provide us with our first bed. Luckily those were thrown out when we got our first real bed). I don't know what I'll ever use it for, but I just can't get rid of it. Someone will have to do that when I die!

VUA-LA!!! The linen closet is as empty as it's going to get in my lifetime! But I was able to put quilts in it that have been stuffed at the top of bedroom closets.

Am I done with my "linens"? Not by a long shot. I still have two drawers of old white sheets, that I have saved for sewing projects (you never know when you might need some plain white sheeting!) I also have 5 chenille bedspreads that I collected for sewing projects. (What was I going to make with them? I DON'T KNOW! but they may come in handy some day - SHEESH!)
AND I have about 15 flannel sheets - for backing all those levi quilts I'm going to make some day (I have 6 boxes of old levis for those someday quilts!)
Maybe just listing these will give me the courage to get them out of here. I know I'll never make that many levi quilts, let alone possibly one!!!!
THOUGHT FROM MY OLD SCRIPTURES:
Happiness is a habit. "...for I have learned in whatsoever state I am therewith to be content." Phillipians 4:11


THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: Jennilyn, I DID IT! I cleaned out the "Linen" closet, or should I say "Pillowcase closet". I haven't thrown out a pillow case my whole married life! This is a stack of 39 (COUNT EM - 39!!!!) extra pillow cases that I've amassed all these years. AND THIS ISN'T COUNTING THE PILLOW CASES THAT ARE PRESENTLY ON MY PILLOWS!!! I narrowed my pillowcase stash to 10 extra pillow cases, and hopefully I can narrow that down a little further when I have more "moxy" to do so. Whew, this was a hard one!!!!!
Wait until you see my blanket stash! I can't do it today - - - I just can't. Maybe tomorrow.........



SCANS FOR THE DAY:
1991









Monday, November 17, 2008

SCANS FOR THE DAY:





Look at the lines the artist used to draw this picture of Christ. It is of scenes from Christ's life. I have not seen anything like this and wanted you to see it too.


THOUGHT FROM MY SCRIPTURES: This was on a piece of paper stuck in my old scriptures:
THE QUIET SERMON
A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It was a chilly evening. The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his pastor’s visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and waited.
The pastor made himself at home but said nothing. In the grave silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs. After some minutes, the pastor took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone. Then he sat back in his chair, still silent. The host watched all this in quiet contemplation. As the one lone ember’s flame flickered and diminished, there was a momentary glow and then it’s fire was no more. Soon it was cold and dead.
Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting. The Pastor glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave. He slowly stood up, picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the fire. Immediately it began to glow once more with the light and warmth of the burning coals around it.
As the pastor reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear running down his cheek, “Thank you so much for your visit and especially for the fiery sermon. I shall be back in church next Sunday.”
We live in a world today, which tries to say too much with too little. Consequently, few listen. Sometimes the best sermons are the ones left unspoken.

If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.

Friday, November 14, 2008

THOUGHTS FROM MY SCRIPTURES:
GOD DOESN'T
ASK ABOUT
OUR ABILITY,
JUST OUT
AVAILABILITY,
AND THEN
AS WE PROVE
OUR DEPENDABILITY,
HE WILL
INCREASE
OUR CAPABILITY.


SCANS FOR THE DAY:

Fall 1988



Thursday, November 13, 2008

THOUGHTS FROM MY SCRIPTURES:
Sometimes when you give your kids the things you didn't get when you were a child - you end up not giving them the things you had!

By serving in the Church, we become sanctified as we leave our comfort zones, live outside ourselves, and come to unfold our true natures by living our lives for the Lord's sake.


1988





SCANS OF THE DAY: Since I quit cleaning for awhile (a person can deal with the emotional trama of purging "stuff" only so long), I am now scanning pictures like crazy. So, I will be posting "scans of the day" instead for awhile.

Monday, November 10, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old.



THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: Okay, I don't think it'll ever be a throw out, but I am (sniff, sniff) going to have to (sob, sob) replace my scriptures (WAAAAAAAAA). They are so very old (bought in 1989) and have even been chewed on by a dog (may he rest in peace!) No, I won't throw them away, but they are being shelved for a newer set. This was not done willingly and probably wouldn't have been done at all, except that at work (Deseret Books), I was trained to put engraving on scriptures, and I messed up on a Quad. I felt so bad, I bought the Quad (30% off) and am engraving my name over the mess up. I didn't have to buy the Quad, but I realized this was a good time to replace my old set.

So my THOUGHT FOR THE DAYs are going to be some of the quotes and poems I've lovingly written in my scriptures - share them with those I love, then shelve them with my Quad that Tony bought me many, many more years ago.

Friday, November 7, 2008

This is one of the funniest date stories I've heard:

First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! Many of us have had bad dates, but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, the coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and, to top it off, they were in the middle of nowhere! Her companion recognized her discomfort, and suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender!Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her bottom off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.'
'Did you ever see the young man again?' asked Mr. Leno.
'I married him,' was the reply. 'He's sitting right here next to me.'

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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I forgot to show you the levi diaper bags - still in the closet.


Also, I found this backpack that dates back to my college days. It's so old, held together with paper clips, safety pins, and bread ties. I didn't save it.

By the way, I can now fit my vacuum cleaner into the closet! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: "I hope I will always be tolerant of those who sin differently from me." Henry Eyring (this was one of Tony's favorite quotes)

THROW OUT FOR THE DAY: Whew, I finally got through the back hall closet. First I collected all the bags - it was disgustingly revealing how I love bags - picking them up at Yard Sales and DI and the discards of my kids.



I got rid of this many bags, keeping only 2, plus the two diaper bags I couldn't make myself get rid of. Someone else will have to throw those out when I die. They have too many memories. I made them because Tony wouldn't be seen with a flowery diaper bag, which was all that you could buy at the time. So I made him the plain levi one, then I made the red levi one for me.

So if you want any of these, they will be taken to DI on Friday.


I also have a thing for 3 ring binders, and found these nice cloth covered ones that I've never used. I kept the 3 to the right and am giving away the four to the left (I can't go cold turkey!!!)


These are very revealing: Old carbon paper, typing paper, and a Rick's college folder. Those are tucked nicely back into the closet, just for the sake of antiquity.



AND HOW DO I GET RID OF "DADDY'S NOSES" - GO AHEAD, LET YOUR HARD HEARTS CONVINCE ME OF CHUCKING THESE!!! HAHAHAHAH




In the Christmas wrap section, I had all these gift boxes - I NEVER USE!! To make it more interesting; the four brown ones aren't gift boxes at all - I was recycling these from when you get stuff from a bakery - so old I don't know what bakery! Maybe New York! Yiy, I'm bad!




TA-DA - THE FINISHED CLOSET - DON'T IT LOOK SOOOO NICE!

Monday, November 3, 2008


THIS WEEK'S PROJECT: The dreaded hall closet. What the heck is all that stuff?
The top shelf has a package of old doilies and tablecloths, inherited from my Mom. It also has backpacks and misc. bags - way too many!
Second shelf has 3 ring binders, notebooks, dividers, etc. With a few more bags and backpacks
Third shelf is jigsaw puzzles, Krap, and more binders, notebooks, etc - topped off with MORE bags!!! (notice the one on the left - it's the levi diaper bag I made when Jenny was a baby!!! Amazing!)
Fourth shelf: I DON'T KNOW - YOU CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF THE BINDERS AND BAGS!!
Floor - the big blue thing is an organizer for gift wrap and ribbon. Behind it - - - all the gift wrap and boxes and ribbon that I never put into the organizer.

FROM THE BAG LADY OF THE YEAR: I've pulled out all the bags to begin with - there were 4 soft suitcases, 4 backpacks, 3 body bag suitcases, 2 sports bags, a soft briefcase, 12 large bags, and the two levi diaper bags I made in 1974 (I didn't even know I had the second one still!!) Stay tuned tomorrow for pictures and what I got rid of.
THROW OUT FOR THE DAY: Whew, I took the games and coats to Deseret Industries today. IT WAS SOOOO HARD TO DO! But I did it.
Also, Saturday, I cleaned a corner of my Family Room - getting rid of old posters, etc. that were stuffed behind a bookshelf.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Enjoy the
season you're in - it may never come again.

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN: VISIT MY FACEBOOK SITE FOR EATON HALLOWEEN AND DRESS-UPS PICTURES!
http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=750075458

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I have the best sister in the world! Since I've been off sugar for about 5 days, this was the best treat ever! I'm not even sharing them with my grandsons who are coveting them!!!
This especially came at a critical time for me. I have some peanut butter fudge pie in my fridge from Nita, and I made a pumpkin walnut dessert for the people I visit teach. I haven't touched either, but they do talk to me a lot: "eat me, you know you want me!"
Now I have my own dessert - - - - -
THANKS MOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

THROW OUT FOR THE DAY: Mattress covers. I've had these in my garage through all my married years - using them now and then, but not using them most of the time. I'm not actually throwing them away, but will put them in the dog house for the winter, then throw them away in the spring. That's putting them to good use and getting them out of my garage.
Neatness comes one step at a time, I guess.


Monday, October 27, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.

THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: The game closet and coat closet has been cleaned. I've gotten rid of a lot of coats (mostly military type - they will be in the garage for 3 days before I take them to DI, if you boys think some might be yours.....)

Games I'm keeping: Scrabble, Cranium, Candyland, Yatzee, Backgammon, Pit, Uno, SkipBo, Water Works, Mill Borne, Perquackey, and Hokey 6.

Left over games: Which ones should I keep here for you to play when you visit? Which ones to you want? Let me know:
Compatability, Split Second, Touche, Stop Theif, Clue, Parcheese, Risk, Castle Risk, Trivial Pursuit, Simpsons, Balderdash, Scattergories, a second Rummicub, a second Backgammon, a second Mill Borne, a second Pit.
GAMES TO KEEP? GAMES FOR YOU? GAMES TO GO?




CLOSET: BEFORE

Sunday, October 26, 2008

STAY TUNED FOR THE CLEANING OF THE COAT AND GAME CLOSET. I'M GOING TO GET RUTHLESS (WHAT - NO MORE RUTH?!?!?!?) I WILL POST THE GAMES I'M GETTING RID OF BEFORE I RID THEM....SO IF THERE ARE ANY DIBS; FIRST CLAIMED, FIRST SERVED.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Be gentle and loving in deed and in thought, for these are the things Jesus taught.

THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: There's nothing like losing something very small that makes you clean even harder. Brad's ID chip is missing and this is serious business. It will effect his status at work and could have some ramifications. So we've been cleaning fast and furious trying to find it. I worked all day yesterday at the book store, then came home and helped pull furniture out from the walls and clean out the toy boxes, and shelves, etc. I was so tired when I went to bed last night, I slept for almost 12 hours!!!
Still nothing, but boy, did we find "little things". Behind furniture, in furniture, in the toy boxes, etc. And we've only cleaned the kitchen and family room. We still have a lot to do, but will keep on going. We've thrown out alot because of it. So that's my report for this week.



Friday, October 24, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Almost all of our unhappiness is the result of comparing ourselves to others.

THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: This first one is by default. I left my bag of odds and ends tupperware lids and containers, and butter containers, etc. out on my front stoop, hoping to sort and match them up - Jennilyn came to visit and brought munch-mouth doggie, who had an absolute ball shredding what was out there. So that was an easy throwaway!


Due to popular demand, I've opened the sacred Engsign cupboard out in my garage, exposing the holy magazines - they are (sob) to be thrown out (gasp) today. This one is definitely a hard one to do - I've been saving these puppies for 36 years. But I've gotten a lot of moral support from you kids, and I'm feeling brave today...sooo YOU'RE OUT!!!!!


Thursday, October 23, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.

THROWOUT FOR THE DAY: Uh, do you know those bags that sheets and quilts come in from the store. You know, the nice ones with zippers and snaps? Yeah, I've held onto these for gillions of years, and never used one of them....YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!! OH, AND THE MAGAZINES IN THE BACKGROUND GOT THROWN OUT TODAY - EVEN THE EXTRA ONES PILING UP IN MY BASKET OF MAGAZINES. But I can't throw out the Ensigns - talk to me, people, talk to me. I've got a shelf full of them in the garage (back to 1972!!!!)



Wednesday, October 22, 2008

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.






THROWAWAY FOR THE DAY: These are VERY, VERY old cans of leather protectors that we got when Tony bought new shoes - I'm talking over 20 years old. These are not hard to throw away - I forgot I was even hanging on to them.
I've never felt a need to use them on my yard sale shoes!!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

THE FATES ARE WORKING AGAINST ME! Just when I decide to start throwing things out - there's a reason to hang on to everything..JUST IN CASE!! I've been "contemplating" throwing out an old bucket of dry red beans - circa 1979 - that have sat out in my garage all these years. Also, I collect old canning rings (and I should), but also, old used canning lids that cannot be reused. Hmm - I really should throw out the lids. Then there is the craft drawer of handmade pig heads and pig butts that I made when we lived in New York (about 15 years ago!). They were a novelty I made back then to sell around Christmas time, to make some Christmas money. But I haven't made them since then. I actually thought about throwing it all out 3 DAYS AGO, when I started cleaning my sewing machine drawers. But I didn't get around to it. THANK HEAVENS! Jude and Calvin came home from school today saying that they "HAD TO" have an item for the "Old Fashioned Bazaar" at their annual Fall Carnival - in 3 days!! Of course, the pressure in on because "your child will receive a special treat" if you contribute to the bazaar. So I whipped out my drawer of pigs, my tin of canning rings and lids, and my bucket of old beans from the garage, and Jude and Calvin and I put these together in no time. SEE! I'VE GOT TO HANG ONTO ALL MY STUFF - I MAY NEED IT SOMEDAY!!!!





By: Robert Armstrong, M.D.

I work part-time as a teacher of family doctors. The program provides training on psychiatric disorders and emphasizes the importance of emotional support. The new doctors are given plenty of time in clinic to visit with their patients and learn about their challenges.

One of our interns, who has never lived in Utah and knows nothing about Mormons, is still struggling to understand the cultural climate here.

Last week he was interviewing a new patient and stumbled on what he thought was a raging psychosis.

Doctor: "Well, Mrs. Olsen, we've talked about your high bloodpressure and your medications. Are you experiencing any particularstress in your life?"

Patient: "Oh, yes! It's the Sunbeams. They're driving me crazy."

Doctor: (very surprised) "The sun beams?"

Patient: "Yes. I've never had trouble with them before, but this group won't sit still. They bounce all over the room, and run out the door and down the hall."

Doctor: (reaching for a pen) "Have you told anyone about this?"

Patient: "Of course, I told the president."

Doctor: "Really! What did the president tell you?"

Patient: "She said Sunbeams are like that. I'm just going to have to learn to deal with them."

Doctor: (concerned that he may be missing something) "I know people who are sensitive to sun beams. Do they cause you a rash or anything?"

Patient: (confused) " A rash? No."

Doctor: "What's the biggest problem they're creating?"

Patient: "It's the noise. They just won't quit talking."

Doctor: (astonished) "The sun beams are talking to you?"

Patient: "Well, yes. But mostly they talk to each other."

Doctor: (scribbling furiously in the chart) "I see. Can anyone else hear them talking?"

Patient: (after a moment of stunned silence) "You're not LDS, are you?"